Let me finish or I'll punch you in the clavicle.

The title is from this Comedy Central show, the Upright Citizens' Brigade. It's a bunch of sketchs but at the end of the show, they are all tied to a central theme. The basic idea is that the Brigade is trying to promote chaos and disrupt all the political, economic and social institutions of the world.

So I was playing around on the Internet today and found this website, www.kabalrians.com, which analyzes your name and comes up with a description of your personality and problems.

"Although the name Kerry creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus.

The name Kerry gives you a strongly independent and highly creative nature, with drive and ambition to have experiences and accomplish things out of the ordinary. You can work intently at whatever is new and holds your interest at the moment, but your interest wanes quickly when drudgery and monotony set in. Obstacles to your progress or restrictions on your freedom to act create a sense of frustration which may cause you to feel resentful and even rebellious. You can then become intolerant of others, and caustic and belittling in your expression, thereby imposing stress on your personal relationships."

For a very small fee, they would compute both your first and last names, but I am working for a non-profit org. this summer. Ciao for now.